I Eat lots of enchaladas

And I Love to play the Maracas

Hi my name is juan

May i please mow your lawn?

I Live in the ghetto

and I Stab my children with a stilletto

I Swam across the river

To your door my service I Deliver

Hi my name is juan

May i please mow your lawn?

I Wish to return to my country

but i come here for your money

Please give me a job

or ill start to rod your homes

I only speak Espanol

and all i own is what i stole

My diet consistes of burritos

Nachos,Tortillas,and tostitos

Hi I Am jose

And your countrys where i stay